![]() 08/10/2015 at 20:15 • Filed to: Parking, Fail, Florida | ![]() | ![]() |
Because following the rules is simply over rated.
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Wow those handicap spaces are massive!
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That’s because being reeeeally fat is now a handicap.
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*looks down* Hey so I’ve been drinking a little more... and stopped going to the gym... and... where was I going with this again?
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Parking space sizes in general really vary from place to place. Santa Fe, which is basically constrained to roads worn down hundreds of years ago, has tiny spaces you can barely fit a modern car in, while middle-of-nowhere Texas has spaces you could park two tanks in.
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Just make some caltrops. Paint them mostly black but use another color to paint the words “no parking”. Keep a few in your glovebox.